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Daily writing prompt
The most important invention in your lifetime is…

I can think of some inventions that might not occur to others if you haven’t been in the health care field. There are entire classes of surgical materials, from meshes to joint replacements, that did not exist when I was born. Personally, I am a beneficiary of all these.

When I was three, I had my tonsils out, and the anesthesia was by drip, drip ether into an ether anesthesia mask very similar to the 19th-century prototypes. I remember the induction well. Ugh! Today, the surgical environment is ages past that. During my time working in the OR, ether was used occasionally as a cleaning agent. I’d venture a guess that in a modern OR, even that use is gone. The darn stuff is highly inflammable and has numerous side effects.

To this, you can add modern suture materials, instruments, monitoring devices, and drugs. Arguably, inventions and advances in medicine probably directly affect more people than those in many other areas. Think about that next time you use your inhaler, take your allergy medication, or walk on your new knee.

The Worm in the Apple

The question was posed to me this morning: “What is The most important invention in your lifetime?” Being a contrarian, I reply that it’s not the invention; it’s the use or abuse that is important. So what about computers?

Let’s talk about the underlying technology. It began modestly with Charles Babbage’s Difference Engine and Ada Lovelace’s first programs to run it. From those formative ventures, it developed into large and uncanny machines.

As a graduate student, I lugged huge boxes of punched cards to feed into the machine’s maw. I hoped for answers to questions that statistics might answer. Just years before, you solved statistical equations manually ( and yes, that was how I first learned to solve them). Now, I waited for a printout of the answers in minutes.

But already, the worm had started to wriggle inside the apple. You can always depend upon people to find a way to alter technology to, shall we say, more interesting ends. Thus writing goes from epic poetry and literature to scrawled graffiti on the walls of Pompei – “I screwed a lot of girls here” or, “Phileros is a eunuch!”

In my time, programmers used the set of characters in ASCII to generate “art.” The piece of ASCII art that adorned my wall at home was a lovely rendering of a female television star in a revealing pose. Others were playing Battleship and Star Trek over the predecessor of the internet, the DARPA network. It took some skill to do this with the primitive acoustic modem of the day. But, hey, where there is a will, there was a way.

Once the general principles were out, there was no dilly-dallying around. A few years later, when I worked as an applied anthropologist, I ran sophisticated statistical programs on an Apple IIc. I was also playing Reach for The Stars, combating the dreaded Yokunian Empire, and my toddler was busy with an early educational program for child development.

The development of the internet allowed things to run wild. We no longer scrawled graffiti one at a time. Now, we could write large and almost universally. I could play the successor to Reach for the Stars with Randy in Seattle and Mike in Liverpool. The successors to ASCII art were much more realistic and salacious.

People pretend that the worm in the apple is new. But it’s been with us since Nuk discovered that the red icky stuff could be used on the cave wall to leave his handprint there. Then Tala played around with the idea. Soon, a herd of gazelle chased by band members was on the wall.

The next time you complain that technology gets abused, don’t blame the technology. Blame your underlying human nature that still likes to scrawll “Phileros is a eunuch!”

Touchy Feelie

I’ve been working on a composite sign project: a carved and engraved banner on a wooden oval surmounted by a carving of a schooner. I was using a new rotary device from Dremel to get some paint off a sail. The paint must have been from an old tube and just looked irregular. The little tool did a great job of sanding the paint off. I had seen the little Dremel Versa at the big box store and originally bought it for use in the bathroom for cleaning tile, grout, and such. Then I realized that this would work well in the shop, too. So I bought a second one – just so there wouldn’t be fights about where in hell the doodad used for cleaning the shower was.

But it started me wondering.

I have a shop full of hand tools and power tools. I prefer to use my hand tools, and things like the electrical router sit rather forlornly buried under some toolboxes. And the table saw is rarely used, either. But I’m not some modern-day Luddite who avoids the use of power. Try to take my bandsaw from me, and I’ll go down fighting. 

There are some tools and processes I like and others I don’t. When I was doing a lot of carved lettering, the frequent question was, “Why don’t you use the router to rough out your letters?” I replied that I could rough cut all the letters by hand in the time it took to set the darned thing up. This was true as far as it went, but more importantly, I did not enjoy using something I could barely control, and I loved the touchy feelie sensation of the wood under the knives and gouges.

It’s taking me a bit to get around to the subject of this post. But here it is: what some consider the best tool invented for the shop may not match my thoughts. We have to be realistic. We all have our individual loves and hates, and our preferences have much to do with our selection of tools. I disdain the router, but others have a romance with it (ick!)

To some woodworkers, that router may be the most essential tool ever invented for the shop. Or it might be that little powered wheel tool I use for honing gouges and knives. I know several woodworkers who eschew all powered tools and have non-electrical workshops where everything is hand-work.

You’d have to be fearless to walk into a stranger’s shop and start a hot discussion about the most important tool invented for woodworkers. Just too many sharp tools around for safety.

Daily writing prompt
The most important invention in your lifetime is…