I knew Ruth liked challenges. Challenges and puzzles were her thing in life. From the crosswords to puzzle games, she wanted the lift of engaging at one hundred percent every day. Unfortunately, she didn’t find my friend Chad either challenging or puzzling. It was unfortunate for Chad because he had a great heart wrenching affection for Ruth, wanted nothing more that to have Ruth accept his proposal of marraige and wear the engagement ring he had ( perhaps over enthusiastically) purchased.
A Plan Takes Shape
Chad had literally remade himself. From a person who immersed himself in novels about the old West, he had deliberately soaked in the mystique, methods, and intent of famous puzzle and mystery makers. His efforts were appreciated by Ruth, but more as an interesting and dear friend than as a romantic interest.
One afternoon after classes, he unloaded to me at Smokey Joe’s. “Wes, it’s a puzzle to me how I can get her to take me seriously.” Having had a particularly bad day in the bone lab at the university, I had already imbibe about three drinks, and sort of free-associated an answer. “Chad, my man, it’s not a puzzle that Ruth loves a puzzle. So challenge her to the ultimate. A chase across the city with hints, challenges, crosswords, and all sorts of problems. You know she’ll complete them, but in solving, maybe she’ll realize that you are her long-lost “Puzzle Master!”
Chad seemed to be lost in thought as he analysed this drunken diatribe. He agreed. It took a week to create the hints, tips, puzzles, misdirections, and clues for what was to be a grand Mystery tour across metro Philadelphia, from Kensington to the University City, into South Philadelphia, and ending in the Center City.
Willy Nilly
It began innocently enough with an encoded note in her mail slot at the Anthropology Department. Smiling, she spent a few minutes decoding it, hardly a challenge, really. It suggested that further clues might be found in the adjacent museum, and that she should go to the area known to all in the department as “Lower Egypt.” There, tucked into a statue, was a note in cuneiform. A bit miffed, she proceeded to the departmental library to find texts to decode it. It read Osteo Lab, 23,35/Merion. Going up a flight to the Osteo Lab, she located the row and box number, opened it, and tucked in between the jaws was a key with a note. It said, “Follow me!”
After a bit of research, she deduced that it was a lockbox key of the sort found in large transportation hubs. From the size of the number, she was certain that it was not the bus station. Onto the subway she hopped for a fast ride to 30 Street Station. Finding the locker, she opened it and found a map, but it was in reverse with directions written in the ancient Gothic tongue – Glagoltic. From there, she went to the language stacks of the public library to work on a translation.
The Home Stretch
Following the directions, she found herself near Liberty Hall. Sitting down, she read the final directions on the map. She ran her hand beneath the park bench, and sure enough, just as he said, she felt the envelope secured there by tape. Opening the thick manila envelope, she found a smaller package inside. Opening it, she found the engagement ring with a note, “Be mine? and it was signed “Your Puzzle Master”.
Chad sat down beside her, and they began having a quiet conversation. My job in all of this was over. I had ferried notes, puzzles, keys, and hints all over town. I had primed librarians to find obscure texts and slipped into the bone lab at night to plant the key. I was ready to head to Smokey Joes for a few.
I had had more than one or two by the time they slipped into the booth opposite me. Ruth was wearing the engagement ring, which she flashed around the room, loudly stating, “Look, it’s a puzzle ring!” She then slipped it off and demonstrated how it separated into parts and reassembled.
I understand that time has been good to them and their family of crossword and puzzle-solving children. Most of my contact, though, is by the yearly holiday card they send out – a different puzzle in a holiday theme each year.
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