Up In Smoke

My favorite time at the tidepool was the change of tides. But my repose was marred by the acrid stink of a cigarette.

Lightbulb

A favorite Thomas Edison quote of mine is: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."

Hair

The Operating Room supervisor said no. My girlfriend said yes.

Pat Sky

Pat Sky has died, and I'll miss him even though it's been over fifty years since I last saw him.

Wood

When I was much more active as a nautical carver than I am these days, I'd be asked why I was not on the coast.

Game On!

After the divorce, the Gray Menace seemed pleased with my wife's absence. He would hiss at her, and she would whack him with a broom. Not the happiest relationships.

Song Lyric Sunday – Highway to Hell – Like you never seen it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gtGfAail4 Livin' easyLovin' freeSeason ticket on a one way rideAskin' nothin'Leave me beTakin' everythin' in my strideDon't need reasonDon't need rhymeAin't nothin' that I'd rather doGoin' downParty timeMy friends are gonna be there too I'm on the highway to hellOn the highway to hellHighway to hellI'm on the highway to hell No stop signsSpeed limitNobody's …