There is a bar in Lower Manhattan that I have vowed never to set foot in again. Besides being that I have “been banned forever,” it might be healthier to stay clear. Yes, the events that led up to that banning are epochs in the past. But the proprietors of said establishment may have used software to age-advance the photo of the young Wes Carson (my performing alias) to an advanced age and set the bouncers on me if I crossed the threshold. No safer to stay clear and go over to 11th and Hudson to the White Horse Tavern.
I was not the lone individual banned that night in the 1970’s. There was my dad, Nick Carreras, my father-in-law, the Cap’n, and a former shipmate of mine, John O’Toole (formerly Petty Officer, first class). We were all seamen of some stripe. My father was in the engine room. The Cap’n in command on the bridge. And O’Toole formerly operated the largest illegal liquor operation on a naval carrier. Me? I was just small change along for the ride with my seniors.
It started innocently enough. We were doing a friendly round robin of sea stories. There was a lot of laughter and good feelings; service rivalry and departmental grudges were put aside. I was the junior man in the group; I had served the least time and had the fewest tales to tell. So I maintain that my being banned forever was disproportionate.
The fight started over terminology. something simple, right? Someone has a word for something that’s not yours, you just smile and get on with it, right? Not that night and not that crew. My dad was telling a story about a repair that they made to the steering gear of his ship in an Asian port. The correct part was not available, so they took what was and jerry-rigged it. The Cap’n chimed in with a rough “Ahem! You mean you Jimmy-rigged it!” There then followed a discussion that was more about the perennial arguments between Bridge and Engine Room than the actual term.
O’Toole listened for a while patiently, then proposed that the actual term Navy style is Jury-rigged. After all, I piped up, ” There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Navy Way!” That was the match that lit the fuse. Now, this was a bar near the docks. Every other person of either sex was Merchant Marine, Navy, Bridge, Engine Room, off a fishing vessel, or other type of sailor. People of this tribe can be touchy about terms – sailor English is not your land-loving, dirt-hugging variety. The damned bar was up in arms in seconds with secondary arguments pouting all over the place.
With the Cap’n, my dad, O’Toole, and I following, we made for the door just before a big bouncer with a sap in hand reached us.
I’ve never been back. But word got to me that after the damages were totaled, all four of us were banned forever, not just for life.
So, no, I never want to go back there again. And in case you are interested! It’s Jury-rigged!


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