Kittens!!!

Sabrina: Shut up and pretend to be asleep!
Marcus: but why? I want to play with the plants in the window.
Sabrina: He won’t know that we knocked those boxes off the shelf in the pantry. Fool! He’ll think it was the dog!

Dad: Max! Did you knock these boxes of cat food over? Bad dog!

Max:! @#$$%%, Damned $$%^%%^& kittens. When I get hold of them, I’ll @(&^^&&* and then #$##@$$^%& them!!!!