There were some funky trips back when I was a Pius Itinerant. Look, I couldn’t make some of that shit up. Really? Well, there was Ruby, the Belle of Muleshoe, Texas. There had evidently been a hot and brief romance between her and my best friend Bill some years before he and I went on the road. Every year, she sent him a nude photo with the head cut off. This is Gospel truth. I couldn’t make up the sort of stuff. This cowgirl was nuts.
One year, Jeanie, Bill’s wife, found the pictures, and the only way to save him from a divorce was for me to confess that the pictures were for me. She still kicked the two of us out.
That sparked the infamous road trip to Muleshoe. But that’s another story. And Billy promised me not to tell it. There were lots of cows involved, cactus, and bad home-brew. I have not since, nor ever plan to be within the legal borders of the “great” state of Texas again. So help me ( fill in the name of the deity of your choice)!
Onward!
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Nude photos with the head cut off. Lou, I am laughing, but no you could not make this stuff up. 😂
Hate ot tell you this but I did not make up Ruby the Belle of Muleshoe, or the photos with the heads cut off, my friend Bill actually got them…see, and you thought I might have been normal and just pretending to be out there!!!
lol, there shall always be a place on my couch for you, my friend. And, I truly mean the “friend” bit, Carver… hugs
Just as long as I don’t have to share it with that new walrus character!
Lol. Just keep a pillow between you. He promises not to drool, but his whiskers are tickly so you’re likely to burst into laughter throughout the night… hugs
What a story!!!
glad you liked it.