I
The third-floor apartment on Park Avenue had few amenities, including a view of the Kuomingtang sign down the street. I arrived in Baltimore a few weeks after discharge from the Navy and was invited to share quarters with a friend who had a third-floor walk-up in Chinatown.
We had a “sometimes” business carving “genuine” Tiki gods and other countercultural junk. We accomplished this mostly with a Dremel tool and routers. One of us had to find cheap wood for these projects, and scrounging was my specialty.
That was how I wandered into Warburton’s studio – looking for free scrap. I arrived just in time to be recruited. Three balks of wood were being prepared to become a Saint Joseph for a private chapel. I found myself helping move the materials into the shop.
Warburton’s work area had extraordinarily high ceilings. To one side was a mezzanine with a smaller workshop poised above the main work floor. The main work floor contained everything from large bandsaws to a 19th-century jointer that could remove your hand in a second of inattention. Against one wall was the main work area for carving. There stood rack upon rack of carving tools. In a corner was a bench upon which Warburton’s current engraving project sat with the burins and gravers of that trade neatly racked.
I asked Warburton why he used those old-fashioned tools rather than power tools. He looked at me for a while before replying, then said, “You can find out yourself. I need an assistant, and if you can do the work, I’ll teach you why I use those tools.” Actual work on a steady basis was not what I wanted, so I thanked him and said I’d be back to see what he was doing.
II
I wound up checking back almost every day. Warburton tolerated no lazing about, even by unpaid louts like me. He assigned me all the cleaning tasks he despised and was an apprentice’s lot since the Middle Ages. There was a logic to it. To properly sort walnut plank stock, I had to learn to gauge the quality of the planks and how to properly sticker and stack the boards, so there was air circulation between the levels. Failure to do this could result in warped, twisted, and cupped stock that was worthless to the shop.
Warburton also had a box of old dusty wax fruit, cones, balls, and broken plaster castings that he periodically asked me to set up and draw. I would have gladly sorted several thousand board feet of lumber instead of doing still lives. When asked to do this, my goal was to set up the items in absurd, obscene, or Daliesque tableaus that I hoped would provoke him. He ignored this. Instead, he commented on the balance, composition, rhythm, and pattern formed by the objects.
His most important lesson was about the rule of thirds. To this day, I am a terrible draftsman, but that summer, I did learn to do perspective drawings of Baltimore street scenes as I grew sick of wax fruit. I always used the rule of thirds and looked at the balance and rhythm in the composition. And I did lots of scut work. I flattened water stones that had been used so often that they had hollowed surfaces, learned the basics of sharpening, and learned to actually use the knife. The maestro maintained that it was the foundational tool and that without being able to sharpen and control it, I’d never be a carver.
Eventually, I was given a small block of walnut—a scrap, really—and told to create an abstract shape. Emphasis had to be on the grace of curves, smoothness of transitions, and quality of the tool work. I was warned that all compositional elements would be involved. Was it to look like anything specifically? No. But he did pull out several books on the work of Jean Arp and Barbara Hepworth.
I began to be a snob when called upon to use a Dremel. My routing of Tiki’s became infiltrated with contamination from Hepworth and Arp. My friend accused me of ruining the business. In opposition to this, I began to critique his compositions, pointing out that they lacked balance or rhythm. The fights were loud.
III
Down the street from our apartment was Oscar’s flower shop. Oscar’s was different. The shop had no real flowers, stems, or leaves. Plastic floral material was just coming onto the market, and Oscar occupied his retirement, making incredible and fanciful arrangements. Oscar was impressed with my new approach to carving. He began to offer me offcuts of cherry and walnut from his farm outside the city. These he posed with his floral creations. We agreed to a 40/60 cut. This probably would not have been an issue with my friend except that Oscar decided that Tiki’s were…so yesterday. He accepted no more Tiki carvings. Riding my first wave of artistic popularity, I asked for a 60/40 percentage cut. I was an established “artiste.” Oscar smiled and said we could revisit the deal when the current inventory sold. I agreed.
About that time, I felt the desire to head to Boston for a week or two. I went on a frolicking detour, and my friend sulked.
About three weeks later, I returned from Boston to find all my carvings on the back loading dock and some new carvings of my friend’s installed in Oscar’s floral emporium. When I asked what had happened, I was informed that my friend had started routing and power sanding pieces similar to what I had hand-carved, but they cost Oscar about fifty percent less. Also, with his big red beard and ripped and stained jeans, my friend looked much more like a real artist than I did with short hair and pressed khakis.
This did put a strain on the friendship for a while. But my buddy’s actual love in art was painting, and he soon returned to that. Oscar also moved on. In a few weeks, he called us to come to get everything left in the shop. Oscar had found a source for driftwood on the Delmarva that he maintained looked much better than anything we had done, and they were much cheaper.
This was a different rule of thirds for art: you innovate and sell. Someone copies and sells for substantially less. Lastly, the demand for the product declines.
IV
Later that week, my friend and I stopped at Warburton’s to look at the progress on Saint Joseph. I mentioned to Warburton how we both lost a source of income from the sculptures. Warburton simply said, ” It’s hard to improve on nature.” To which we replied, “Yeah. Or to depend on the taste of a guy who sells plastic flowers.”
Rule of Thirds was first published on April 19, 2020 and is a Flashback Friday presentation.
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