Superiority Contest

Daily writing promptWhich animal would you compare yourself to and why?View all responses I made the mistake of mentioning this prompt to Max ( dog) and Sabrina and Marcus (cats). The look I got implied that, as the knight in the Indiana Jones Movie mentioned, I should "Choose, but choose wisely." I was just jesting, …

Hung Up

People get hung up on anthropomorphized zoology. What I mean is we attribute supposed animal characteristics to humans. And by the way, my dog Max and our cats Marcus and Sabrina say that they're frankly had it with the idiocy.

Domestic

I tried it once—pacing around on only two legs. I can't understand why they do it. Except when we domesticated them, they had to have those "hands" free to open the cans of food. Otherwise, they are good and obedient servants but not too bright. They just have to learn not to pick me up …