What happened? The UPS truck is coming! He always leaves a biscuit for me. Oh, and a package for someone, but that’s not important. Those Post Office people, FedEx, and Amazon folks are dismal failures. How can they come to my house and be so rude!
Dog biscuits? What about some Greenies, Bursts, or Friskies Party Mix? Something with a bit of glamour for a cat. Get with it, you delivery people.