You’re Kidding? Right?

I've racked up enough "that's a bit bizarre" credits that I skew a bit further out in the outfield than many of my peers

About the good parts I’ve Censored

I was asked not long ago if I had considered doing a biography. I was flattered, but also a bit flustered. To an extent, that's what the blog has become. Rather than a boring travelogue of places and faces, it's the sweetheart version. I avoid all the boring stuff about the dive apartments I was …

Biopic

The official word on that biopic about my life is that it's "complicated." The hoped-for hype and bidding war for the "rights" has not materialized. My agent has told me I need to be flexible regarding how much I ask for - not too much. He implied that a sweet deal was not in the …