Pardon the title, but that’s what it’s all about, fists. I was in elementary school on Long Island and had a crush on a red-haired girl named Mary. Mary had, shall we say, a surplus of young men who found her attractive. She was sweet-looking and pleasant to talk to. But to Matt’s and my sorrow, she had a cruel streak.
Matt was my main competitor for Mary’s attention. One day, on the way home from school, Mary decided that Matt and I should fight to see who was the preferred boyfriend. Like young fools, we did. We had a fantastic fist fight and wrestling match. We had an audience of most of our class, and a few teachers hanging out of the windows.
There was just one problem. Not long after we started fighting, Mary and her coterie of friends walked off giggling and talking. After a few minutes, Matt and I stopped fighting and noticed the absence of Mary, and went home.
What came out of this was a mantra I’d repeat to myself that a girl who likes to see men fight was one to stay far away from. Matt didn’t learn the lesson and followed Mary around like a lamb in the nursery rhyme.


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