Cat TV

Xenia works tirelessly to improve her humans. Admittedly, the lineaments of the human face did not measure up to feline perfection. There would always be that awkward gait. No tail balances the walk with subtle movements echoing mood. Then you had to deal with the total lack of vibrissae on the lip, the two legs! Ugh. And their attempts at communication, you have to use kitten baby talk for everything.
No wonder it took thousands of years to get them to invent cat TV on Youtube!

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  1. In a controlled study of his cats Holly and Clemmy, my Pop catalogued over 100 “meows”, with countless combination variants. In the conclusion of this study, he was also awakened to his highest purpose- being a cat bed.

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