Her Majesty

You call this slops breakfast!! Take it away!

Yes, I’ll cover it over and leave it here for you to remove. I am an Empress; I demand quality in my service.

Now that we have that settled, open a fresh can of Friskies – you know the one I prefer, and none of that trashy dried kibble, mind you!

When you think you have them trained, they pull a bonehead… day-old food. Give it to the dog. He’ll eat anything.

I have refined tastes.