Spring? Meh. I yearn for summer at the pond! Frogs to chase. Plop, plop, plop, as they dive into the pond in terror to escape my claws.

I sometimes attempt to supplement my diet by sneaking them into the house. But father insists on a strict catch-and-release policy.

Still, the thought of stocking the basement with my captive frog supply is so tempting. there’s nothing sinister in my plans; I only want to give them a safe place to live. I am a, what’s the word mother uses, a “humanitarian.”

3 Replies to “Catch-and-release”

  1. Of course, you want them safe. Where you can watch over them and care for them. What’s not to understand about that?

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