Heading Towards The Breakwater

We determined to take a break from our usual round-robin with songs. So, stories it would be. When my turn came, I started by asking who'd take bananas aboard at the start of a cruise. "No way. The only thing worse is to have a woman aboard or sail on Friday." another voice, "Hard to avoid having a woman aboard when your wife loves to go out with you; no, the worse thing is to change the name of a vessel."

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