A princess often must speak in the third person. Illeism is one of the marks of royalty. But I must say it sounds funny to refer to my brother as he while he is sitting right in front of me. Do I have it quite right? We must ask our father to clarify. Oh, wait that’s the imperial “WE”, isn’t it?
Why do humaans always complicate things!
Wait, maybe it’s speaking ex-cathedra. That must be wrong, it’s ex-cat-edra. I’ll have to look it up in the cat historical documents left by my predecessor cats: Clancy the Grey Menace, Smidgen the Great, and H.I.M. Xenia ( empress of all she surveys). You know, it’s sort of a cat Bible. All the wisdom of the ages can be found on how cats control……errrrrr. I mean, how do cats get along with humans?
In any case, SHE is about to demand a second breakfast!!
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Jodi had to go look up illeism, but now that you mention it, she will have to agree.
This was approved by my Little BIG Cats too. Thank you dear Lou, Love
Martha heartily recommends “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” as an adjunct to your Bible.