Accidit

Oh boy, stirrcus accidit! Have I got the spelling correct? My Latin is derived second hand, and I sometimes slip up on the spelling, word order, and grammar…well, just like I do in English. It’s a sort of special moment when I write a paragraph that doesn’t send the grammar and spelling app crazy. If it were more than a program, it would value that with a sort of paternal joy that, as stubborn as he is, he is eventually learning some grammatical and spelling rules. Oops! Next sentence had two errors. Maybe the app’s musings were in error? Maybe he is incapable, or incorrigible.

My prediction is that they’ll delay putting a Siri-type app in my machine for spelling and grammar. Siri was my favorite target for cussing, cursing, and suggestions for impossible sexual positions. Then I just grew bored with Siri’s lackluster responses. So I axed Siri. Right now, the app is asking me if I asked Siri… No, idiot, I axed Siri, and don’t correct me!

See, if they put a real bright app in, one that could put a foot up in a stirrup, and ride the wild tossing disgrammatical, anti-correctional prodigy that is me, it would blow a fifty amp fuze (!!!).

I might have fun until I pulled all the stops out, and told it to #45^%^&^%&%, and then ^*&T**(()IPYY!@!!!!!!

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” It’s Lou, you flaming##$%^&&*!!! it’s Lou! @#$#$$ #%$%^ %%$^ &^%&. And the damn WP Ai won’t create an image for this! It’s started!