Max here with a Christmas shopping tip for all you dogs with cat siblings in your home. It’s simple. Shop early.
I had my father take me to Lowe’s and the Tractor Supply Store last weekend. While I was there, I expended my budget for presents on my feline siblings, Marcus and Sabrina. I bought them some lovely refillable catnip mice. They are catnip snobs, and only use our own homegrown Maui Wowie nip.
Having carefully made my selection, I was able to proceed to socialize with admiring humans and check up on the other dogs out shopping.
Take advantage of early shopping while you can. Later on, the pickings will be slim, and it will be hard to garnish feline approval with some sad remaindered mousie left over from last year. Avoid getting knocked catawampus by the felines! Keep them happy at Christmas.
Oh, and I’d like some nice turkey jerky, by the way!
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Marcus and Sabrina are very lucky to have you in their lives, Max. We might need to think about having a dog join our household.
Absolutely! May I advise you to get a Cattle Dog? We do an excellent job of managing households as well as cattle!
Max, Pedro and I have a problem with our gift-giving, and we are not able to shop early and then hold onto the gift. We shop early and in our excitement, give it to our kitty immediately. Any tips on how to better manage our strategy?
Clearly, you need a Cattle Dog to manage the household. Jupyter will be grateful for a sibling who can carefully negotiate the contract for extra treats, larger breakfast and dinner portions, and better sleepy beds. She probably just hasn’t mentioned it to you because she knows it might hurt your feelings!
Hi Max — Teddy and I only get duck jerky. Waggin’ Train Brand if you want to let your dogesticated human know. You best pal, Polar Bear Yeti T. Dog
OOOOHHHHH, duck!!!! I gotta try that!
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How thoughtful of Max :). What a joy to have around at the holiday season!
Just as long as he gets his stuff too. Enlightened self-interest.
You are so nice, Max. 🙂🍗
He thinks so, too!