Second Breakfast

Kibble? Dry food? Scrugglies! How can a cat degust with elan, taste with elegance and care? No wet food?
Where is the Maitre D’! I want to see someone in management. Now!
No, I m not making a teapot tempest out of this. I am Xenia, Empress of all I surveys I am always in careful regard of the image I project, and I assure you…what? Oh. A nice piece of cream cheese for Madam? and it’s waaafeerr thin?
Oh, of course, I have room! But next time, can it please be Neufchatel cheese?

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