Kibble? Dry food? Scrugglies! How can a cat degust with elan, taste with elegance and care? No wet food?
Where is the Maitre D’! I want to see someone in management. Now!
No, I m not making a teapot tempest out of this. I am Xenia, Empress of all I surveys I am always in careful regard of the image I project, and I assure you…what? Oh. A nice piece of cream cheese for Madam? and it’s waaafeerr thin?
Oh, of course, I have room! But next time, can it please be Neufchatel cheese?

Scrugglies?
A Carreras family word for dry cat food. Understood by Carreras dogs as well being it is a favorite treat of theirs.
Ah, I see! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s just dawned on me that your name is Louis!
Yup!
Cheers and purrs from Florida. Well played, Xenia. Well played.
She thinks so.