Help!

Yes, it’s true. There is a list of things about myself that I’d like to change. Now I know I have the proverbial snowball’s chance of getting any of these important and valid issues redressed in this current universe. The universe is screwed up!

In the Matrix universe, I might alter things by waking up or pulling on wires. But that’s the movie.

Hmmmmm…

What about my Fairy Godmother? Surely she’ll help out? Wait a second. That damned witch hasn’t shown her ugly mug around my house since the kids were little, and we saw her on the Disney Channel. She’ll be no help!

I need the arthritis fixed, the eyes, and the…well, you get it. I’m aging. I can use any help I can get, even from unknown sources.

OK, I’m desperate…

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; You’re My Only Hope”