LL Bean, Orvis? Sure, I’ll take some branding deals. If forced to, I’ll even get a Twitter account to advertise my fashion plate looks – Bean dock pants, a Henley shirt with an Orvis sweater. We can amplify the results with regular TikTok posts. I’m ready to be an influencer. And unlike the recent incident of the jerks calling for the Rapture, I’ll simply be rapturous about how great I feel in the clothes.
But let’s not stop there. We can move out to the garden, and I can rave about who I buy seeds from, my designer garden hose, or the garden clogs I am stumbling around in for an endorsement. In the shop, we can show off the new tools I got for free from my favorite catalogs.
But I’d like to remind you that I am not for sale…just for rent.
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Oh, my! I wanna see you in the clogs, doing a two step down the garden path… hugs
I made up the clogs. I have some standards after all!!!
This is great. I guess I advertise “vintage” shirts by Neve and JJill jeans.
See! You are an influencer!