The Beantown Bengal Tigers!

Without a doubt, it would be a cat hockey team, and Sabrina would be the mascot. Marcus would be the manager. Team colors would be Bengal tiger stripes.

But what, you ask, is cat hockey? Here is how I explained the game in a past post:

My gray cat Clancy (AKA the Grey Menace) introduced me to the sport. Clancy played cat hockey in the same rough-and-tumble style as the Maple Leafs and other Canadian teams of the sixties and seventies. Clancy was, of course, Canadian.
Cat hockey equipment can be acquired at any outfitter for cat sports. Small rubber or plastic balls are all you need – no elaborate pads or helmets. Cats like to keep things simple.
Watching a game of cat hockey may not be suitable for the overly sensitive. It is full of fouls, hooks, and noisy fights. Humans can find the game confusing. The players change the goal’s location throughout the game. Cats maintain this shows the vast superiority of the cat game over the version humans copied.
But being that serious injuries are rarely sustained, cat hockey is a sport that the entire family can enjoy.

A few notes:
1.) Clancy’s favorite hockey movie was Slapshot.
2.) In some areas where hockey is not as popular as in Canada and the USA, the uninitiated may call it cat soccer.

Now this game is not for the faint of heart or those with extreme sensitivity!. It’s like the hockey of old time – you know “elbows up” and the goalie is out of the net, drops the gloves, and the arena erupts. Fans have wound up in the way of the players continuing their fight into the stands. You won’t leave unruffled!

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