Inductee

A new inductee to Xenia's Palace Guard, Max shows off his zippy new dress uniform. H.I.M. Xenia states that she had the design created at a famous couture house specifically to give a new look to the Guard.

Last On The Card April-2022

At his pre induction physical candidate for H.I.M. Xenia's Palace guard shows us his moves. Xenia states that for a dog he might do.

Art

The remarkable consensus among cats is that they invented great art. Humans merely did a monkey see, and monkeys do routine in admiration of the feline example. 

Partnership

mystery, inside an enigma." If either parent quoted it, they looked to the other seeking corroboration. Most often, it got trotted out when they chose not to answer some question I had asked or didn't want to admit directly to ignorance, and so wrapped it all nicely as a mystery.

A Dogs Work

This picture is of Sam. Unlike her imperial majesty Xenia, Sam works for a living. He is pretty proud that he still handles the herding duties in the household with aplomb and dignity at fifteen years of age.

Pre Game Show

It starts about half an hour before the morning or evening feeding times, and we call it the pre-game show.

Watching the Clock

At 5 pm, the cat checks the clock a final time and then starts weaving between the legs of whoever is preparing dinner. The dog does the passive resistance thing by merely blocking your path to wherever you need to go.