Spring? Ice Out!

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite type of weather?

I had to laugh a bit at the weather when I peered out the window this morning. Snow. Mind you, only a bare covering. But the temperature outside makes walking to where my sap buckets hang a futile journey. It’ll be too chilly for the sap to run. No syrup making tonight. It’s Traitor’s Spring. You won’t find that one in the search engines, I don’t think.

Traitor’s Spring

I learned the phrase on an island along the coast of Maine, and like many old things, I learned it in my “Salad Days”. And it was an antique saying then. So why would I put it among the favorites? Sure, won’t find the cheer squad out there doing happy songs, no cheerleaders doing routines. It’s just old Father Winter trying to restore his failing hold on us.

Well, to be fair, I didn’t exactly say it was a favorite. But it wouldn’t be spring in New England without a bit of Traitor’s Spring. It’s in there with the Ice Out Party, Making Maple syrup, and other antique Yankee Idiocies for spring.

Ice Out?

Wait. You never heard about Ice Out? You poor deprived…you ever heard about an ice out party? It’s when the ice finally breaks up on the lake or pond. By then, every sensible ice fisher has their shed and gear off the lake, or they’ll be sitting on the bottom. But when the ice is out, it’s time to have a real blast out party. But wait…there’s more. Sometimes, after everyone is blasted, there is a spontaneous drift towards the icy shore. Now in remote areas the ice out party happens on the shore. It’s not tropical out there by any means. Everyone strips to bare, goose-pimpled skin, and the brave ones dive in. A veritable maelstrom of frozen flesh, screams echoing across barren frozen wastes of ice and water.

Of course, there are those of us who merely watch, snicker, and laugh, that to is a part of the party.

So next time you drive past a frozen pond or lake this time of year, think about those wild rites of spring, and shiver.

Idiot Savant, or Genius?

Daily writing prompt
Who is the most confident person you know?

Back in the day, when my cat Clancy and I lived in a rented room on the back side of Beacon Hill in Boston, we were very poor. On days when I could find no employment from the temp agency, I wandered over to Charles Street. One of the coffeehouses opened at noon for light lunch, coffee, and excellent fellowship.

While I couldn’t afford the lunch, Josette offered free coffee refills for the regulars. The regulars formed what was properly a tertulia, a regular discussion group, of off-key philosophers, a retired journalist, an aspiring composer, an out-of-work retired Pius Itinerant (me), and the chef in the kitchen ( the best guitarist in Boston! My friend Paul) The lunchtime discussion was often set off by an article in the daily Boston Globe newspaper or generated by something seen casually on the street.

One day, Richard, the retired journalist, had had a comical interaction with one of Charles Street’s regular panhandlers, a man known only as Rory. Rory was always nattily attired in Salvation Army aquired three piece suits, and looked a bit like a banker who’d been on a bender. His once copper-hued hair was now salt and peppered, but his carriage and deportment actually seemed to reflect the top-floor offices of the Bank of Boston or Essex Bank, and not the Fleabag Beacon Chambers Hotel.

Cash in Hand

Rory accosted Richard for spare change as he rushed to get to the drug store; he brushed by Rory. But Rory kept on attempting to impede him and claiming that for a fiver, he’d offer a hot tip on the stock market. Now, Rory always carried with him today’s fresh copy of the Wall Street Journal, and maybe had actually been someone. Richard dug in, found a dollar, and handed it to Rory, then he rushed off. Rory called to him, “Amalgamated Copper’s going to hit big today!” Richard was just a bit of a dabbler in stock, and on a whim, he called his broker from the payphone near the drugstore. “Harry, pick me up some Amalgamated Cooper. I’ve got a tip.” There was a howl of laughter at the other end of the line, “Rich, Amalgamated hasn’t done anything in ten years. But Ok, let’s play. I’ll throw a couple of hundred at it for shits and giggles…it’s your money.”

Later at home, the call came from the broker. Amagamated Copper was up, and Richard had made a small but significant gain on his investment. The next day, Richard hurried to give Rory the four dollars on the fiver from the previous day. As he rushed away, Rory called out a tip. As he had the day prior there was a call to the broker, followed by a return call the next day; that five hundred was now earning well at the Simpson and Halliday.

An Experiment

Richard grew curious, and he took his curiosity to his friends. The question was who Rory was and how good a predictor he was. Being that I was available, in need, and interested, Richard and Josette suggested that I take a few dollars and see if Rory offered me a tip. Josette primed me with lunch on the house.

That’s how I found myself on Charles Street at two in the afternoon looking for Rory. I found him not far from the Seven’s Bar. Walking up to him I offered him two dollars. He looked me up and down and said, ” Your needs are basic, but your goals are high. Cross the street and visit Thomas at the bookstore. He needs a clerk, and you’ll do well!” With only small prospects, I decided to go see Thomas. I spent what small spare income I had at his store anyway. So I had nothing to lose.

A week later, I got away from the store for lunch at Joestte’s. It was payday, and I could now afford to eat. The group was interested in my experience and decided to further experiment. Paul got a tip on a manager who could get him better gigs, and Josette was close-mouthed, but smiling broadly at the results of her conversation with Rory. Soon, Rory was invited to join the tertulia as a sort of idiot savant member in the corner.

Lunch with Rory

Lunchtime traffic grew. Rory became an attraction at lunch. At Josettes prompting, his state of cleanliness improved, and a coterie grew around him with note pads. Periodically, several ran outside to the nearest pay phones to call in tips to bookies, investment offices, or shady people in the North End.

On his last day, Rory had some sage advice for me. He advised me to visit a prep school in the Back Bay. I was to mention that I was a veteran, needing an education, and please drop his name as a reference. Being at liberty that day, I did it. Two hours later, I was enrolled. It turned out that there was a VA program for veterans needing to finish high school. It was free and would not count against other VA benefits I might receive.

The Limo

The next day, I arrived at the coffeehouse for lunch in time to see the Rolls-Royce limo pulling away with Rory. Inside, my friends were subdued. A coterie had rushed in, huddled in quiet consultation with Rory, and then accompanied him to the limo. In passing, Rory deposited his copy of the Wall Street Journal on the table, uttered a heartfelt “Thank you all for your friendship!” and was whisked to the limo.

Later, we combed the marked-up pages of the Journal. Richard did well from the tips, Jossete sold the coffeehouse, Paul opened his own restaurant, and I made enough to help support me through my first two years of college.

Was Richard some sort of idiot savant, or a cagy businessman on a sort of madcap holiday from a blase existence? Was he supremely lucky, confident, or all of the above?

My cat Clancy just accepted the improvement in living conditions as his due. And rather than ask questions with no good answers that’s what I do as well.

Superiority Contest

Daily writing prompt
Which animal would you compare yourself to and why?

I made the mistake of mentioning this prompt to Max ( dog) and Sabrina and Marcus (cats). The look I got implied that, as the knight in the Indiana Jones Movie mentioned, I should “Choose, but choose wisely.” I was just jesting, guys! But they were not getting the joke. This was serious stuff. It was right after dinner, and Max had done his usual job of cleaning up the leftover cat food after Marcus and Sabrina walked away.

These guys normally get along like siblings. Hanging out together, playing, and with none of the gruff stuff between species that you hear about. So I was surprised. To hear the comment from Marcus about how dogs made efficient servants – cleaning up after cats. Nor did I expect the rather “caty” comment from Sabrina that her fur was silken as opposed to Max’s rough cattle dog coat.

Max then chimed in about how dogs were traditionally “man’s best friend” and a snide comment about “how recently has a cat warned you about a prowler?”

All this was going on after dinner while I was thinking about this morning’s prompt. I thought no more about it until this morning, when Sabrina hopped on top of me in bed, purring, and then Max started licking me. Lacking were the standard howls to get up and feed them breakfast.

Later, after I got up, Max so ferociously went after the squirrels in the yard that they departed the county and sought assistance from Travelers Aid. Not to be one-upped on this, there was a mouse hunt of epic proportions by the cats in the dining room. With much puffing of chests and preening, I was asked: “Whose best at pest control?”

I know Prompt Control Center at WordPress has staffing issues, and repeats prompts ad infinitum, but come on, folks, my dog and cats are already planning their campaigns for when this prompt goes around again next year. There has to be a better way!

Get A Life

Daily writing prompt
Write a letter to your 100-year-old self.

OK, buddy. Get a life! I mean, you’re a hundred today. It’s not exactly an intuitive process to figure out that you should have retired twenty years ago. right? I mean, you can live in luxurious splendour for the next twenty!

Yeah. I know you feel this sense of duty to keep on plugging away. But, please, don’t give me that nonsense that you just can’t afford to turn down the money!

What did you say? Social Security went bankrupt in 2027, and you are working to pay for the cat and dog food the family eats?

Shit. I guess there goes my idea of retiring next year!

A Workshop Shopping Spree?

Daily writing prompt
Where would you go on a shopping spree?

A Workshop Shopping Spree? More tools, you say? Not quite. It’s just going to be an expedition to one of the local big box stores to buy some rolling tool chests, and maybe look at package deals on several.

Yesterday was the first day I spent a lot of time working outside. My pre-spring routine has finally sprung.

It was also a day for me to start cleaning up my greenhouse carving shop. Now here is the problem, when I moved carving tools years ago, I used the greenhouse shelving for the tool chests, and all the loose hand and power tools. It’s gotten beyond my power to neatly organize things. It’s a wreck, and there is no way you could ever term it ship-shape. Could I live with it? Yeah, I guess I could, but during about two-thirds of the year, I almost live in the shop, and the mess has slowly done a creep to consume my bench space. Where am I going to carve?

Tools- where to put them?

So sometime around the beginning of February, I determined that I needed to invest in a few of those large rolling tool chests with drawers for tools, both small and large. The greenhouse shelves were designed to hold plants, not tools. Among other things, the interval space between shelves is wasteful. Either too large or too small for efficient storage with reasonable access.

So I have decided to start with one unit, see how it does, and if it’s a success, I’ll move on to replace other units of the old shelving. What’s going to happen with the perfectly fine greenhouse shelving? It’s going outside to provide summer shelving to place all the houseplants on. It’s a win-win.

What? Why don’t I just get rid of some tools? What are you sick? Then I’d have to buy them all over again!

What’s A Name?

Daily writing prompt
What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

You have to be careful about middle names. Up in Maine, I once dated a girl whose middle name was Grace. As we got closer, I spent more time with her and her family. They always called her Gracie. So, one day, I slipped and called her Gracie. The next thing I knew, I was flat on my face with a headache. The billet of firewood she had whacked me with was just a yard away. Nobody, other than her close family, called her Gracie.

Taking the hint that I was evidently not candidate material for a close family position, and her tendency towards gratuitous physical violence, I backed off from the relationship. Somehow, I could see her at ninety-five, in a closed dementia nursing unit. Some innocent staff member had affectionately referred to her as Gracie and had been clubbed by the bedpan.

I had another friend while working in the government whose middle initial was R. He never volunteered what the entire name was, just growled out that if an English speaker pronounced it, it sounded like something you’d scrape off the sole of your shoe. end of conversation. No debate, and please no inquiries.

Now me? Pretty basic, Nicholas. But with an enormous amount of history. At least one of my direct line has had the moniker since the first one left Girona in Catalonia in about 1864. Where we are from, there were so many Nicholas Carreras that genealogy gets confused. More reliable than the name are the distinctive brow, the widow’s peak, and a few other facial features. Those, shall we say, first-hand characteristics are more telling.
Nicholas alternates from first to middle over the generations on the Catalan side of my family, and I have continued the passage. So I am Louis Nicholas Carreras, my youngest is Louis Nicholas, and my oldest is Nicholas Aladar Carreras. The middle name Aladar is the gift of the Hungarian part of the family through my great uncle Aladar. That’s another story.

So be careful calling anyone named Grace Gracie. And watch out for names pronounceable only in Central European languages, and if you meet a Carreras, ask him where in Spain his family comes from.

And remember a middle name is not just a name.

Clever

Daily writing prompt
How has a failure, or apparent failure, set you up for later success?

Have you ever heard the old blues line, ” Been down so long, it looks like up to me?” Well, I was one of the fortunate ones in that the line never applied to me. But I may have thought it did. As a youth recently fled from New York city I did not have an easy life. Fun, yes; easy, no. So, how to explain how I got from there to here? I had a boost from my father, although I did not know it at the time.

History

It was the example of my father that eventually helped. We were on the outs for several years, so it took a while to separate my antagonism for him from some genuinely good ideas that he had. This may seem laughable, but I think it’s a common trait: separating bad feelings from good ideas.

Some family history will help explain. The Carreras family had at one time been wealthy. My grandfather had been exiled to the family’s New York office for the sort of bad behavior you’d expect in rich playboys. Soon, he’d marry his landlord’s daughter, attend and graduate from Columbia, and start a family. What a wonderful life, four kids, a nice home, servants, and great prospects. Then along came the depression, and heart disease. At seventeen, my father was working on the docks to support the family. Soon, he had seaman’s papers and was a world traveler, sending money home to the family.

Working the Angles

He was always working some angle. From him I learned, and eventually put into play, the policy that you always have more than one hustle going or in the planning stages. With only a ninth-grade education, his work table was always full of manuals from trades he was studying.

After I graduated from years as a Pius Itinerant and settled into getting a college degree, his advice was direct, ” Louis, get your degree and a career, but always have a trade for a backup.” Sure enough, when I left grad school, I couldn’t find a position as an anthropologist, and fell back on my abandoned trade as a surgical technician for two years.

The Method

I truly didn’t consciously know that I was emulating his methods until Billy Bob Clinton Reinvented Government. ThenI reinvented myself as a Maritime woodcarver and Videographer with a big side boost of blue-collar work at UPS. Eventually, I began to understand the pattern. By then, I had promised myself never work for a government agency again, and came to prefer the life of multiple side hustles.

So I’ve been down, but got back up. The key definitely is not to be a lazybones coasting on your current success. A sensei in Japanese martial arts once expressed it this way, “Don’t stand on your skeleton, be on your toes ready to respond.”

Don’t be passive, plan.

It’s Alive!

Daily writing prompt
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Those who are regulars at my blog won’t be surprised that the opening lines are, “It was reliably reported that I was born at 2 AM, and my first act was to pee in the nurse’s eye.” Without much in the way of blandishment, it provides a good summary of my first hour or so. Distribute a bit of misery, go to sleep afterward and then wake up and demand breakfast. Brat!

Yeah, nothing noble, just me doing what I do best, goofing off till it’s time to get on stage, and then pissing people off. Keeping my mother in labor till two, doing the dirty irrigation of the poor nurse’s eye, I was in at the opening, magnanimous to all!

So that’s it. Simple. To the point, and Illustrative. What more could any editor want?

Grounded

Daily writing prompt
What are three objects you couldn’t live without?

It’s not just objects or people, nor is it a place. It’s that complex composition that is the locus mundi of a person’s world. It is a sort of ecology. You see it best in dislocation. People who are ill, in an ICU or other alienating environment, are displaced from the items, places, people, and environment that ground them. They can become unrooted. Life becomes an enigma, a mystery, because the people, places, and objects they use for navigation are gone.

A Personal Ecology

Some people are aware of this ecology that enfolds them. But for some, it’s taken for granted until it’s gone.

I was there some long years ago. You find out that the default state of the universe is like an unoccupied apartment – painted walls that are bare and barren of the sounds of casual habitation. There may be scuff marks on the floor where furniture once was, but the space calls out for real occupation, not the base state.

People who wander, by choice or need, very often have touchstones that they can use to create a small zone of safety. When I was a Pius Itinerant, it was my guitar, Charlie, my backpack, and the contents. I could move into a cheap rented room, set the guitar in a corner, put the books from the pack on a shelf, hang the clothes, and take off the engineer boots. Now, a sort of minimalistic home existed. I fought savagely to preserve the elements. Finding someone trying to steal Charlie one night, I was a few breaths from terminating the would-be thief. He was fortunate that the emergency room was so close by.

My experiences taught me to respect whatever grounds a person, whatever they use to create a verified picture of the universe around them. It might be their cat, dog, or prized possession.

Try to think about your personal ecology: the people, pets, objects, and space. It’s personal, and it makes the world less threatening. It’s not valued in dollars, and you can’t put a price on it.

Redeem

Daily writing prompt
What experiences in life helped you grow the most?

What? You have nothing in your past that guilt drove you to repentance and redemption? To be cheeky, I’d say you just haven’t lived. But, hey, it was your life. But before you slap yourself on the back and offer congratulations, think about it a while.

In my life, I had something that I grew increasingly guilty about as it departed in the rearview mirror of my life. Luckily, I didn’t need to have anyone inform me of this. I gradually realized that I was punishing myself and sought clean up my act. No, it wasn’t something illegal, and I’m not revealing it in this post. But perversely, it and the repentance made me examine my life’s path, and from that examination came many good things.

I should call that stretch of road, Pondering Throughway, or Reflection Alley. It’s a heavily wooded road I wind up taking three or four times a week. Somehow, a lot of pondering gets done in those ten to fifteen minutes. Sometimes it’s just idle thoughts. But then, occasionally, it’s something big.

That day it was a biggie. It slapped me so hard I almost pulled over to the side of the road and started crying. What I had done was something very necessary, but done badly. I had just never put the bad, the good, and the repentance together in one connected stream of thought. I had pounded myself for it over a number of years.

Good coming from bad? On reflection, I think it happens all the time through repentance, followed by improvements in our actions. I think it’s the pairing of the two that can create genuine good results. You know it’s the “Go ye forth and sin no more” part of the equation. Not the superficial or artificial crying out, but proceeding as you always have. Don’t just bemoan the fact that you did badly and are sorry; do something about it. You’ll not only feel better, but your actions and sincerity will have a good effect.

Just my take on things!