OK, buddy. Get a life! I mean, you’re a hundred today. It’s not exactly an intuitive process to figure out that you should have retired twenty years ago. right? I mean, you can live in luxurious splendour for the next twenty!
Yeah. I know you feel this sense of duty to keep on plugging away. But, please, don’t give me that nonsense that you just can’t afford to turn down the money!
What did you say? Social Security went bankrupt in 2027, and you are working to pay for the cat and dog food the family eats?
Shit. I guess there goes my idea of retiring next year!
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yikes. I would tell my 100-year-old self: If you are still griping about doing things for other people that you don’t feel like doing, then you have wasted a lot of years with that bs. Today is the day to stop it.
This is wonderful!!! My letter to my hundred-year-old self would be shorter. Three letters and punctuation; WTF?