Limiting yourself to a one-word descriptor is so out of one of those sad personality tests. Based on your response, all sorts of shallowness are revealed. So clearly, Portzibee Communications couldn’t use you as a class three interoculator for intra-corporate affairs ( 32 K per year).
Much better that you smile and walk away from their idiocy. The hamburger place is offering 42K.
But if you must simplify life in that particular manner, why not develop a plan in which you identify, over the course of the day, which word most epitomizes you at that moment?
- You just made your wife upset over some dumb thing? Penitent.
- Complete the most fantastic game with a great score? Super.
- Missed feeding time for the cat and dog, and the cat threatens a visit with Catzilla? Idiot,
So there you have it. Don’t be staid. Be creative! And now I must be off to open cans of food for the cat and dog lest I go from idiot to cretin.
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Funny you should mention Catzilla. I was thinking Xenia resembled Godzilla in those Japanese monster movies. **bring me my food or I crush this town!** 😹
she loves the model railroad. Like everything she fancies, it is hers…the citizens cower in fear!
I loved this post, you have a great tone. I love the cat as well.
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