Rummmmm, rummmmmmm—the sounds of revving an internal combustion vehicle for a burst of speed—you can’t duplicate that on your electric vehicle unless it has our unique “Born To Be Wild” sound module™.
Can’t imagine Spring Break without some wild times? We have your back, baby. No trans-continental trip will ever have that rough around the edges, living life-to-the-limit feel without the “Stick Shift From Hell” add-on matched with our “Peel Out!” Transmission integrator circuit. No more sitting there watching the smart-ass kid beat you at the light while your staid Tesla rolls quietly into traffic; now you can sound like an eight-cylinder bad boy with a high-powered carburetor – raring to go. Peel Out!!
Are you tired of the persistent rumors that you are staid, lacking in an effervescent sense of fun? Are you worried that your next cross-country trip will be more in the monotonous procession of your dull life? Good Times Rolling Industries has the solutions to put the zoom back in your life and make the police take notice of your passage when you rip through their sleepy burgs. Not for the timid.
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I loved that song when I was a teenager. Now I hear it on Mohammed’s Radio from time to time and I laugh to myself, “Well, Sweet-cheeks, are you wild yet?” Bear doesn’t pay any attention and Teddy wants me to sing along. He’ll listen to the stories of my miss-spent youth and middle age and that’s a little something after all. Four cylinders and 4WD makes more sense here than the options offered above. I’ve seen one Tesla.
It’s the theme song of Good Time Rolling Industries!