Finest Kind Catnip

The secret process is over. This year’s catnip has been lovingly cured and handled by skilled human servants and blended in the age-old Solera methods that have been handed down since 1970. Our team of dedicated felines has tested the blend. Sabrina wound up a bit in the bag ( see above ), and Marcus declared it delicious.

A tabby cat sitting on a wooden floor, licking its lips, with a green toy nearby and a brown paper bag beside it.

The jury is in this year’s harvest has been declared PRIME!

We are proud to announce the special 2025 blend of Colonel Clancy’s Finest Kind Catnip – proudly labeled the Hotel California Blend

Available for cats only in nickel and dime baggies, wherever you make your “connection.”

Four bags of catnip blend labeled 'Colonel Clancy's Hotel California Blend' displayed on a festive tablecloth.

Colonel Clancy’s for discerning cats everywhere. The Hotel California Blend.

Colonel Clancy advises discretion in use. It packs a punch! Mweoooor!


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12 Replies to “Finest Kind Catnip”

  1. Sabrina and Marcus–we await that peaceful easy feeling!–your Florida cousins.
    Thank you for the taste test. It can be a tough job, but someone has to do it. ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

  2. So โ€œwarm smell of colitasโ€ was actually catnip? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Canโ€™t believe your fancy-pants lot get artisan hand-cured gear. Must make sure Catorze doesnโ€™t hear of this.

  3. Aww, beautiful portrait of Sabrina, even if she is in the bag. I’m glad you cater to your cats’ cravings. I grew the most beautiful catnip plant this year, and Jupyter had no interest whatsoever. But she is yet a kitten, and maybe her tastes will evolve in adulthood.

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