Unlimited budget for twenty-four hours? Well, let’s see, I’m too old for fast women and cars. I have all the tools I’ll ever need. Of course! I’ll stir up the already turbid waters of politics! With the midterms coming, it’s an opportune time to do what the billionaires do and buy, buy, buy! Politicians for sale or rent!
With an unlimited budget, just like the Bro’s, I could have my own salon, stable, or coterie of bought politicians. Since the Citizens United case at the Supreme Court, it’s an open marketplace with no expense barred.
With a few prompts from the old budget, I could have Congress doing a Conga Line around the Capitol. The Speaker of the House would get up to do dramatic readings from Dr. Seuss. Anything goes!
Hmmmm…the Supreme Court. I wonder how much that would cost?
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Hang tight, Lou, and you can buy them all with a $250 dollar bill!
Oooohhh a picture of the bronze baboon on it too!
God or someone help us…
Martha, God helps those who help themselves…to the money!
OK, then someone else, maybe…
Oh gawd. *that*… facepalm
Take away the penny that we all use and replace it with a $250 that …..who will use it?! So screwed up.
Who would get anything that large? A c note is the biggest I get at the bank. The wood guy likes to be paid in big crisp bills.
This is hilarious! I’m with you… hugs
Why not a lot of people do it that’s why we have Healthcare that is too expensive in this country.
Heh. You think big. Buy the political system.
I don’t usually “do” these prompts, but I’d be a lot more selfish. Of course the first thing to do with “unlimited funds for 24 hours” is to deposit a gazillion dollars into bank accounts and do the spending later. Then I’d hop the first, first class flight directly into Edinburgh–or hire a private jet.
Always be prepared!
The photo you chose hits the nail on the head, our money thrown to the wind
I thought it was a cute touch!
What even is a “fast woman”? Dare I ask? 😳