A World On Fire

I don’t want to set the world on fire… I merely wish to have an extra-large world-shaped fire pit. I then can burn entire stumps and have the Fire department diligent about visiting when I have my night sky illuminating parties.
I won’t just invite anybody to these extravaganzas. Perhaps a carefully selected coterie of fellow people interested in seeing the world lit up.

No caustic comments, please. You’re just jealous that you didn’t think of it first!

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