Father says that this help makes things clearer for him. I’m not sure I agree, but the kitty says they make me look ridiculous.
I think they make me look dignified. Ready for a career as a TikTok influencer? The kitty says she’s unsure she could continue living in this house with such a stigma. And that I should try out dog food commercials instead. They always are looking for undiscriminating hounds with big appetites. The finale could be my imitation of a canine vacuum cleaner on a bag of spilled kibble.
I wish she’d stop listening to Father use all those big words and say what she means!