I don’t know about you, but I’ve started running out of expressive expressions that let people really know how I feel about the turkey turds in Washington. Mere obscenities just don’t cut it anymore.
Just as I was bout to despair, my son introduced me to the Rude Compounds on Reddit. Someone cross-referenced the use of compound pejoratives on the site. Damn. The choices are huge. No blogger should be without this handy tool. Choose an expletive deleted from one side and match it up with a corresponding one that suits your mood.
Now you refer to your favorite politicans as a doucehwaffle, piss clown, wank goblin or other terms of endearment. Yup, next time wonder lad from Utah make some real idiot comments about assasinated politicians let your inner angst rip by labeling him a butt clown or a wank wit.
It’s almost too good to be true.
By the way, I’m surprised that the WP AI agreed to make the illustration for this. Even AIs, I guess, have low opinions of the political caste!
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Love this post so much
Thank you after my son showed it to me I knew it had to become a post. the table I saw only went through 2006. The next version should be even more provocative.
Scumwad! Who knew there was a place to find words like this?! Reddit is a mess, but when you want all the down-low dirt, Reddit is the place!
Absolutely.
wank goblin. That’s a good one.