Uniform of the Day

Daily writing prompt
What are your two favorite things to wear?

My uniform of the day is pretty much as it was the last time this prompt was up. Come on, WordPress, don’t be stingy with shekels. Pay the poor prompters a few extra dimes a week, and expect them to, at least, vary them. I mean, I can sit here and damn with faint praise the lack of variety.

Wait! Are we going to get an annual calendar of special prompts perpetually circling? I mean, if that’s the case, I can replace Halloween for prompt “Have you laid plans for the holidays?” Every year I can plan on it like it was a holiday itself. A whole WordPress calendar for the faithful bloggers. The many thousands of us?

Now I wonder, I never thought you folks were planning a quiet takeover. But you do brag about how much of the internet you power. Is the next step deeper social influence? As an anthropologist, I can see how important calendrical cycles can be. You control the entire ritual and deep economic cycles. And it has religious overtones; kinky!

So, where next? A WordPress social movement…stay away from politics…we have enough cracked mirror types in that already. Anyway, count me in if I get a discount on my hosting.

Oh yeah. I almost forgot. My fragrance of the day is still Bay Rum, it goes with the dock pants and long-sleeved teeshirts.

Onward!


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4 Replies to “Uniform of the Day”

  1. So true. I see these prompts and think – didn’t I already write something about this? But still, the prompts can be helpful and fun especially on those (many) days when my mind’s a blank.

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