A favorite animal? I should pick a politically safe choice. Perhaps a rotifer, unremarkable not alluring in the least, and not even visible to the uaniaded eye. In other words, not even remotely challenging to the superiority of cats and dogs in our house. Even that choice of word order might be actionable. But if I reverse it to dogs and cats, in their eyes, I slight the other.
That’s why the choice of something unremarkable is politically safe. I have no sins against either party to remit.
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🤣 I’d weasel out of this with “Favorite animal? My animals.” Then everyone’s happy.
The dog will still love you if you don’t choose them. The cats hate you anyway and don’t care what you choose. So 🤷♀️.
It’s not so much hate…it’s disdain and disappointment that humans are so idiotic.