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While wandering around the yard, I came across the latest efforts of the Escape Committee. I could almost hear the theme music from The Great Escape playing in the background. I assume that Digmaster Max planned to go under the wire sometime tonight. Right now, he's in the Cooler and acting cocky. He wants his …
So what? Yes, I did slip out the gate while you were loading wood. OK, I did try to get Tony and Trey to join me. So bite me! What no, no, no!!! God, what a barbarian! Get that filthy mouth away from me. Who knows where it's been?
OK, so the gate had a bit of help getting open. Yes, I leaned against it, all 55 pounds of me, with just a bit of extra oomph to slip the bolt. Can I help it if you don't keep up on repairs? All I wanted was to run across the street to see my …
Father accused me of being churlish. The $95 charge to poison control was the issue. I can't help that they left those wonderful nuts out where I could reach them. I was still licking out the container when Dad got home. Yum. They were almost as good as the chocolate fudge coffee brownies I ate …
I am the Hamburgler. So says my dad.OK, I did get up on my toes, pulled down an entire plate of burgers, ate them, and hid the evidence for the whole evening. What can I say? I am a growing puppy, and I do not get enough to eat between regular meals, snacks, good boy …
There I was, right in front of Dad. Taking one of my high leaps across the fence and into the woods. It was just a bit of mischief.
I'm innocent I tell you! It's all their fault.
Max does shame real well.
Don't worry. I'm on duty.
Toby was a large shepherd collie cross who had perfected looking innocent while doing many things he should not.
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