In some circles, I have been known as a master of the vernacular; past and future tense.
Being a sailor, a marine carver, descendent of salty ones, and child of the complex nuptial of the get of Poseidon and Tethys, I have been known to create a delicate blend of sophisticated argots into blindingly obtuse slander.
I can toss completely clean verbs, adverbs, adjectives, and, yes, even nouns into an amazingly passionate, occasionally verbose soup of obscenity.
I admit not all are gifted. Just watch my response to “Hello, Sailor!”